Fresh Prince: Google Translated | cdza Opus No. 16 (by collectivecadenza)
“To be, or not to bee?” That is the question (Patrick Stewart is addressing)
sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
Heeeeey, Elfie.
Ahhhhhh, it doesn’t matter what he says, everything it beautiful.
Using lower-court footage of actual testimony in Fox vs. the FFC, and dramatic music to explain the recent Supreme Court decision about “obscene language”
Words Journalists Use That People Never Say
Among my favorite cliches that people never use in natural conversation:
Critics contend
Strib: “Critics contend that young, developing businesses and smaller websites could be saddled with expensive litigation costs.”Journo Dad: “Critics contend that you kids don’t hop into the tub when you’re supposed to.”
Thousands of Horoscopes were mashed-up to create this single generic prediction.
The IBM computer that will compete on Jeopardy!, represents an impressive leap forward in analytics and systems design. Named after IBM founder Thomas J. Watson, the underlying DeepQA architecture is designed to find the meaning behind a question posed in natural language and deliver a single, precise answer. Watch the video series to find out how this technology could have revolutionary applications in the fields of science, finance, healthcare, and industry.
via fastcompany:
Twitter’s Dumbest Celebrities
Sure these celebrities made the Forbes list of the 20 most influential celebs on Twitter. But can they match the level of prose found in your five-year-old’s homework? We ran the power Twits through Google’s new search feature that claims to determine the reading level of websites. Here are the bottom 11, ranked in order from bag-of-hammers dumb to merely dim.
Frequency with which various adjectives are intensified with obscenities (based of Google hits)
